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Eight rounds. Twenty-four fictional disasters. One score that means nothing.
Each round puts a situation in front of you and asks for a ruling. Condemn, Condone, or quietly Abstain and let the court handle it.
How the scoring works
- Every card hides which verdict a fictional crowd would prefer. Rule with the crowd for +100. Rule against it for 0. Never negative — the joke is peer pressure, not a punishment.
- +25 for being consistent: your verdict matches the one you have leaned toward so far. Ties pay nothing.
- Abstain scores 0 and keeps your streak alive. It is always available. There is always a button.
- Contradiction callouts are jokes. They never take points off.
All of it is session-only fun. The summary will remind you that these points are worthless, because they are.
Round 1 of 8
Score 0
Streak 0
The ruling
Score for this round
Round total 0
End of session
Your rulings
| Condemned | 0 |
|---|---|
| Condoned | 0 |
| Abstained | 0 |
| With the crowd | 0 |
|---|---|
| Against it | 0 |
| Longest streak | 0 |
Category breakdown
| Category | Condemn | Condone | Abstain |
|---|
Most-condemned category
Your funniest contradiction
Nothing you do here leaves this browser. There is no account, no server and no analytics — the only thing stored locally is your best score.